Who’s your favorite comedian of all time?

Robin Williams is the man, in fact was. Still is.

“The problem is God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to operate one at a time.”

George Carlin, obviously, he’s really charismatic and funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ

George Carlin

This guy is absolutely amazing. I have seen the shows from his youth and him as an old man 😉 I must say that in his case, the older, the better is valid.

Just a few lines from him:

• Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
• Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn\’t mean the circus has left town.
• The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
• The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
• I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don\’t have as many people who believe it.
• If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
• Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
•   Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.