ken: I always found you entertaining, funny in a quirky kinda way. I watched your TV show. We are about the same age. Have a good one... I am a fan (April 23, 2022)Reply »
Christina brown: Dear Pee Wee, my name is Christina Brown, I'm your big fan. What is your real name? (September 15, 2021)Reply »
valent260: Be Happy. You have given my daughter & me & the whole world such a gift of laughter and fun. We watched your show together. You are gifted, human, and blessed by God. Don't Stop! (July 21, 2021)Reply »
I tried to be responsible in teaching kids things I thought were good lessons, all in the context of,'it's O.K. to be wild and have a good time.'
Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her non-dominant hand. I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.
But I don't know. Pee-wee just kind of popped out one day, pretty much fully fleshed-out and fully formed.
The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true.